Bitcoin’s Green or Bust

The world’s shortest proof that BitCoin is the greenest technology ever

At the end of this article, you regulators, you environmentalists, you climate-(whatever you’re calling it now [0]) warriors, and you nongivafuks will all rest comfotable knowing you won’t EVER have to worry that BitCoin is green or not. This article’s intention is NOT to try to tell anyone which power source BitCoin should use: coal, Russian natural gas, puppy-hugs, or whatever powers the FLDSMDFR [1] these days.

Are you ready for the article? Because to call this a micro-article would be a massive overstatement, and if you blink long you’ll miss it, because it’s going to be a one-sentence article at heart. Here goes.

If BitCoin’s not green, it fails.

(that’s not the header for the first paragraph, that’s the entire article)

That’s it, you can stop reading now if this makes sense to you; that’s the article (word count = 6)

How about the corollary form?

If BitCoin’s Green, it stays.

(word count: 5 words, maybe we shoulda wrote the article this way?)